*holds my own hand* *has some feelings for myself*
Midnight Memories- first lines as snaps [insp]
Nobody lays hands on me. Y o u d o n ’ t o w n u s .
We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Thomas Müller (2011)
I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped
trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??