blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you so don’t worry about it”

posted 2 days ago via yaexrae · © soupss with 5,791 notes
soupss:

this is my half of a trade with mohja! she wanted dick grayson and damian wayne
ahh man I miss this series so much, sighs wistfully…

soupss:

this is my half of a trade with mohja! she wanted dick grayson and damian wayne

ahh man I miss this series so much, sighs wistfully…

Anonymous asked: "Sam talks Bucky into getting a twitter account and he eventually gets quite a following. People seem to enjoy his delight and sometimes bewilderment at discovering the world (roller coaster science has gone a long way in 70 years! michael jackson! the godfather! the ikea! 50 shades of grey? march madness? taylor swift? YES TAYLOR SWIFT!)"

imaginebucky:

some of bucky’s most popular tweets include:

i don’t trust microwaves

i always get asked “what’s ur favorite thing about the future?” so here’s ur answer: tie between toasters and flavored lube

clint sleeps w/ his eyes open which is just as creepy as it sounds

roller derby???

TONY STARK IS SCARED OF LADYBUGS PASS IT ON

"do u know what gay sex is?" r u fucking serious? don’t u know i’ve had sex w/ men??? dumbass

plutoandpersephone:

Dr. Frederick Chilton + eavesdropping

"There has not been a word exchanged between those two men in my hospital that I have not heard."

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

Track Title: Get Back to Hogwarts

Artist: Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Bonnie Grueson, Devin Lytle, Lily Marks, Sango Tajima, Tyler Brunsman, Lauren Lopez, Dylan Saunders, Ensemble

Album: A Very Potter Musical Soundtrack

sararye:

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNPLiNGPLINgplIGNPLIINGGG

underneath these stairs I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and.my.aunt. plINGPLINGplING cant believe how cruel they aarrrre and it STINGS my lighnting scarrrrrr to know they’l nEvver ever give me what I wha-ant
I know I don’t deserve these awful ruuules made by the dursleys here on Pri-i-IvAte DRiv-ihih-veeuh
cant take thsees stupid muggles
but despite all of ma struggles
I’m still AliIIIiiiiiiiiiiVEeeeeeee

IMSICKOFSUMEMRNADTHISWAITINGAROUNDDUNDUNMANITSSPETEMBERANDIMSKIPPINGTHISTOWNDUNDUNHEYITSNOMYSTERITHERSENOTHINGHEREFORME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOUUUUU-OL

GOTTA GET MASELF TO HOGWARTS
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOOUYHUHUOULLL
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well, put some skates on. be your own hero. 

posted 2 days ago via ctrlallt with 3 notes

ctrlallt:

ctrlallt:

ctrlallt:

SO I THINK A GUY FROM MY UNI’S FACEBOOK GROUP IS HITTING ON ME BUT IDK MAYBE HE’S JUST BEING FRIENDLY

UPDATE: HE’S DEFINITELY PROPOSITIONING ME 

THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD IDK WHAT TO SAY

UPDATE: okay he’s asked me if he’s attractive like three times now. and also called me cute which was nice, but like, idk

UPDATE: I told my mom about it when she asked what I was doing and she was like “LEAVE THE CHATROOM. DON’T GIVE HIM YOUR INFORMATION.” idk mom that might actually be good advice

posted 2 days ago via ctrlallt with 3 notes

ctrlallt:

ctrlallt:

SO I THINK A GUY FROM MY UNI’S FACEBOOK GROUP IS HITTING ON ME BUT IDK MAYBE HE’S JUST BEING FRIENDLY

UPDATE: HE’S DEFINITELY PROPOSITIONING ME 

THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD IDK WHAT TO SAY

UPDATE: okay he’s asked me if he’s attractive like three times now. and also called me cute which was nice, but like, idk

posted 2 days ago via ctrlallt with 3 notes

ctrlallt:

SO I THINK A GUY FROM MY UNI’S FACEBOOK GROUP IS HITTING ON ME BUT IDK MAYBE HE’S JUST BEING FRIENDLY

UPDATE: HE’S DEFINITELY PROPOSITIONING ME 

THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD IDK WHAT TO SAY

posted 2 days ago with 3 notes

SO I THINK A GUY FROM MY UNI’S FACEBOOK GROUP IS HITTING ON ME BUT IDK MAYBE HE’S JUST BEING FRIENDLY

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